FOUND A NERF VORTEX PROTON!
Sorry about my excitement, but I found a Proton. It was at my local Walmart way out here in the heart of Wisconsin. Only one more in stock there now. :-) No refill packs were available... but that can wait until 9/10/11. My first impressions: FANTASTIC. These discs glide and go, go, go. I'm working on a video review right now, should see that up tonight.
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